{"id":15194,"date":"2012-02-21T15:25:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T14:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=15194"},"modified":"2012-02-21T15:25:48","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T14:25:48","slug":"histoire-drole-sms-pour-rire-texto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/histoire-drole-sms-pour-rire-texto\/","title":{"rendered":"histoire drole par sms &#8211; sms pour rire &#8211; texto drole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<strong>Voici quelque sms drole a envoyer a vos amis :<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 40px; \">\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tBonjour, et bienvenue sur notre service. Ce SMS va vous etre factur&eacute; 15.99 euros. Pour confirmer, appuyez sur une touche de votre t&eacute;l&eacute;phone.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tSFR bonjour!Nous vous proposons le forfait sans amis pour 15&euro; par mois,on vous enverra 1 texto toutes les heures comme de vrais amis.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tSFR INFO :la police recherche un susp&eacute; d&eacute;cri kom sexy,intelligent,beau et bien foutu.Toi t en s&eacute;curit&eacute; mais moi je me cache ou???<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tLe WWF informe le monde entier de la disparition du dernier abrutie en voie d&#39;extinction. Fais pas le con REVIENS !!!<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQUEL EST LE POIDS IDEAL D&#39;UNE BELLE-MERE? <br \/>\n\t\t2 kilos avec l&#39;urne<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuel visage, quels yeux si jolis, quel regard seducteur, quelle ame si pure, quel corps si sexy, mais arretons de parler de moi, et toi &ccedil;a va ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tC&#39;est la journn&eacute;e mondiale des hemoroides; Toi aussi participes a la lutte et envoie ce message a un trou de c** de ton choix<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tca y est, je viens de m&#39;assurer que mon copain est rentrer chez lui&#8230;..mais non nigot c&#39;est toi que j&#39;aime&#8230;..&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici quelque sms drole a envoyer a vos amis :<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[42],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15194"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15233,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15194\/revisions\/15233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}