{"id":15271,"date":"2012-02-22T17:46:48","date_gmt":"2012-02-22T16:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=15271"},"modified":"2012-02-22T17:46:48","modified_gmt":"2012-02-22T16:46:48","slug":"sms-amour-humour-texto-drole-msg-marrant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/sms-amour-humour-texto-drole-msg-marrant\/","title":{"rendered":"sms d&rsquo;amour en humour -texto d&rsquo;amour drole &#8211; msg d&rsquo;amour marrant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<strong>Voici quelque sms en humour a envoyer a son amoureuse(x) :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 40px; \">\n<p>\n\t\tvotre compte d&#39;amour est au plus bas, il faut le recharg&eacute; avant 4 jour sinon votre vie d&#39;amour seras d&eacute;sactiv&eacute;, pour le reglement appeler vite le ( votre numero de telephone)<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tNom: fou de toi. Pr&eacute;nom: jamais vivre sans toi. Adresse: j&#39;aime toujours entendre ta voix. Enfin: je suis pour toi.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tje suis &quot;en feu&quot;, d&eacute;p&ecirc;che-toi sinon j&#39;appelle les pompiers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tTu es rechercher par la police d&rsquo;amour,accus&eacute;e d&rsquo;avoir vol&eacute; mon coeur, tu ne sera lib&eacute;r&eacute; qu&rsquo;apr&egrave;s avoir paye une amende de 1000 bisou !<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tCh&egrave;re c&oelig;ur : arr&ecirc;te de te m&ecirc;ler de tout , ton boulot c&rsquo;est de pomper le sang !<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr style=\"text-align: justify; \" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tSi je t&#39;agresse appelle le 15, si je t&#39;allume appelle le 18 et si je te manque appelle moi&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici quelque sms en humour a envoyer a son amoureuse(x) :<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[42],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15271"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15274,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15271\/revisions\/15274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}