{"id":16502,"date":"2012-07-08T09:59:54","date_gmt":"2012-07-08T08:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=16502"},"modified":"2012-07-08T10:00:31","modified_gmt":"2012-07-08T09:00:31","slug":"meilleur-perle-brevet-humour-drole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/meilleur-perle-brevet-humour-drole\/","title":{"rendered":"les meilleurs perles du brevet &#8211; humour, drole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\tVoici une selection de perles du brevet&#8230; Il n&#39;y a jamais de mal de lire de si belles phrases<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 40px; \">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tLe Japon fait partie des plus trois grands p&ocirc;les de la Triade (Union Europ&eacute;enne, &Eacute;tats-Unis, Chine )<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tLa domination de l&rsquo;Allemagne face &agrave; la France coupa le pays en deux : il y avait, au nord de la France, la zone occup&eacute;e, dirig&eacute;e par de Gaulle&hellip;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tApr&egrave;s l&#39;effondrement du communisme, de nouveaux Etats pauvres apparaissent comme la CEI, la Russie, l&#39;ex-URSS, le Turkistan, la Tsch&eacute;-Tsch&eacute;nie, la Bosnie et Zr&eacute;govine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tPlus un pays est chaud, plus il est moins d&eacute;velopp&eacute;, froid moyennement d&eacute;velopp&eacute;, tr&egrave;s froid, d&eacute;velopp&eacute;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tEtre Fran&ccedil;ais, c&#39;est vivre dans un beau pays o&ugrave; il n&#39;y a pas de guerres, de volcans, de tremblements de terre ou de cyclones, seulement des manifestations.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tLa France compte 60 millions d&#39;habitants dont beaucoup d&#39;animaux.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tUn septuag&eacute;naire est un losange &agrave; sept c&ocirc;t&eacute;s<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tOn dit que l&#39;eau est potable quand on ne meurt pas en la buvant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr align=\"center\" color=\"#0097ca\" size=\"4\" style=\"text-align: justify; \" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify; \">\n\t\tArchim&egrave;de a &eacute;t&eacute; le premier &agrave; prouver qu&#39;une baignoire peut flotter.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici une selection de perles du brevet&#8230; Il n&rsquo;y a jamais de mal de lire de si belles phrases<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16502"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16502"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16510,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16502\/revisions\/16510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}