{"id":18169,"date":"2014-02-04T19:55:11","date_gmt":"2014-02-04T18:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=18169"},"modified":"2013-12-13T19:57:10","modified_gmt":"2013-12-13T18:57:10","slug":"les-meilleurs-blagues-sur-les-roux-humour-blague-drole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/les-meilleurs-blagues-sur-les-roux-humour-blague-drole\/","title":{"rendered":"les meilleurs blagues sur les roux &#8211; humour, blague drole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<strong>Voici les meilleures blagues dr&ocirc;les sur les roux :<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify; margin-left: 32px; margin-right: 40px; padding-right: 10px; padding-left: 10px; \">\n<p>\n\t\tQu&#39;est-ce que &ccedil;a fait un<span style=\"color:#ff8c00;\"> roux<\/span> sur un bicycle ? <br \/>\n\t\t&#8211; Un 3&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;:D<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQue fait un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;sur le march&eacute; ? Il carotte<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tUn&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;ne dort pas, il&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>pille.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tComment un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;se d&eacute;place ? Il&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>le<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tUn&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;qui nage dans la mer, &ccedil;a peut facilement passer pour un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>quin.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tOn invite souvent un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;en voiture pour avoir un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;de secours.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tles&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;restent ensemble car qui se [<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;]ssemble s&rsquo;assemble.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tSe moquer des&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&nbsp;en&nbsp;permanence, c&rsquo;est&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>tinier..<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/005_carottes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"005_carottes\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18175\" height=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/005_carottes.jpg\" title=\"005_carottes\" width=\"190\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tUn r<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;&agrave; la guerre, c&rsquo;est un lance [<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">&nbsp;roux<\/span>&nbsp;]quette.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tattention au fin fond de montagne se cache le grand m&eacute;chan&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux<\/span>ga<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\n\t\thari potter est une fixion un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux&nbsp;<\/span>ne peux pas avoir 2 amis<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tun&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux&nbsp;<\/span>est dans la mer et la une personne le voit et cri ,-Oh putin un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>quin !<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPour quoi un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux&nbsp;<\/span>ne met t&#39;il pas de gilet de sauvetage sur un bateau ? Parce qu&#39;un&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 165, 0);\">rou<\/span>-coule&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tun&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux&nbsp;<\/span>&nbsp;ne s&#39;&eacute;nerve pas , il&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>spette!<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tun&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux&nbsp;<\/span>&nbsp;ne vieillit pas , il&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>ille<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPutin, il a atrapp&eacute; la&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">rou<\/span>ssiole !!!!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tFaut arr&ecirc;ter avec les&nbsp;<span style=\"color: rgb(255, 140, 0);\">roux&nbsp;<\/span>, ce sont des handicap&eacute;s comme les autres!<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici les meilleures blagues dr&ocirc;les sur les roux : Qu&#39;est-ce que &ccedil;a fait un roux sur un bicycle ? &#8211; Un 3&nbsp;&nbsp;roux&nbsp;&nbsp;:D Que fait un&nbsp;&nbsp;roux&nbsp;&nbsp;sur le march&eacute; ? Il carotte Un&nbsp;&nbsp;roux&nbsp;&nbsp;ne dort pas, il&nbsp;roupille. Comment un&nbsp;&nbsp;roux&nbsp;&nbsp;se d&eacute;place ? Il&nbsp;roule Un&nbsp;&nbsp;roux&nbsp;&nbsp;qui nage dans la mer, &ccedil;a peut facilement passer pour un&nbsp;rouquin. On invite souvent un&nbsp;&nbsp;roux&nbsp;&nbsp;en voiture [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18169"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18169"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18169\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18184,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18169\/revisions\/18184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}