{"id":18187,"date":"2014-02-14T19:34:36","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T18:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=18187"},"modified":"2013-12-14T19:36:27","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T18:36:27","slug":"blague-chuck-norrisles-meilleures-blagues-sur-chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/blague-chuck-norrisles-meilleures-blagues-sur-chuck-norris\/","title":{"rendered":"Blague Chuck Norris,les meilleures blagues sur Chuck Norris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<strong>Voici&nbsp;les meilleures blagues sur Chuck Norris&nbsp;:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify; margin-left: 32px; margin-right: 40px; padding-right: 10px; padding-left: 10px; \">\n<p>\n\t\tUn jour Chuck Norris a regard&eacute; un miroir puis son reflet a baiss&eacute; les yeux<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tChaque trait&eacute; de paix contient une photo de Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tChuck Norris n&#39;est pas parfait;c&#39;est la perfection qui est Chuck Norris<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tMo&iuml;se a &eacute;cart&eacute; les eaux pour fuir Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tChuck Norris peut te faire passer un sale quart d&#39;heure en cinq minutes.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tDans Jurassic Parc le Tyranosaure Rex ne pourchassait pas la Jeep. Chuck Norris pourchassait le T-rex et la jeep.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tC&#39;est pas la Terre qui tourne autour du Soleil, c&#39;est le Soleil qui tourne autour de Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand Chuck Norris a un caillou dans la chaussure, c&#39;est le caillou qui a mal.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tChuck Norris &eacute;vite de trop de r&eacute;fl&eacute;chir dans la vie pour ne pas faire d&#39;ombre au soleil.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tM&ecirc;me s&#39;il chante mal, Chuck Norris peut avoir un disque d&#39;or.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tLa lune &eacute;tait toute lisse avant que Chuck Norris ne se mette dans l&#39;id&eacute;e de jouer au foot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tChuck Norris peut dormir sur un lit de cactus sans avoir mal.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tContrairement &agrave; nous, si Chuck Norris se d&eacute;shabille totalement il ne sera pas nu.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tUsain Bolt se croit suivi par Chuck Norris. R&eacute;sultat: il gagne des m&eacute;dailles aux Jeux Olympiques.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tChuck Norris est en couleur sur les photos Noir et Blanc.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPour r&eacute;ussir un braquage de banque sans difficult&eacute; il suffit de porter un masque de Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand Chuck Norris conduit, il grille les feux rouges. Avec un lance-flamme.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr color=\"#6666FF\" style=\"text-align: justify; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;\" width=\"50%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tNeil Armstrong a march&eacute; sur la lune. Mais Chuck Norris a march&eacute; sur Neil Armstrong<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Voici les meilleures blagues sur Chuck Norris :<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18187"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18214,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18187\/revisions\/18214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}