{"id":3822,"date":"2010-03-24T02:17:08","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T01:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=3822"},"modified":"2010-03-24T02:17:08","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T01:17:08","slug":"blague-pour-sms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/blague-pour-sms\/","title":{"rendered":"blague pour sms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<strong>Une liste de blague courte est drole&nbsp; a envoyer a vos amies par sms.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t3 singe se sont echap&eacute;e d1 zoo.On avu le premier manger un sandwich,le 2 regarder 1 film et le troisieme lire ce message<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\tvotre magasin vous offre le poid de votre cerveaux en bonbon BRAVO tu as gagn&eacute; un tic-tac<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\ttu sais on est des vrais ami : tu pleure je pleure , tu ris je ris, tu te jete par la fenetre, je regarde en bas et je continu de rire<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\tUne femme demande &agrave; son mari :<br \/>\n\t&#8211; Mon amour&#8230;pourquoi te mets-tu toujours &agrave; la fen&ecirc;tre quand je chante ?<br \/>\n\t&#8211; Mais, ch&eacute;rie, pour que les voisins ne croient pas que je te tape dessus !<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\tDeux blondes jouent aux &eacute;checs. Avant de commencer, la premi&egrave;re demande :<br \/>\n\t&#8211; Tu as les r&egrave;gles en t&ecirc;te ?<br \/>\n\t&#8211; Pourquoi, je saigne du nez ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\tPourquoi les blondes sont-elles les premi&egrave;res &agrave; faire exploser leurs forfaits t&eacute;l&eacute;phoniques? C&#39;est parce qu&#39;elles prennent leurs portables &agrave; l&#39;envers ( allo-allo-allo ).<\/p>\n<p>\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t<!--{cke_protected}%3C!%2D%2D%7Bcke_protected%7D%253C!%252D%252D%257Bcke_protected%257D%25253C!%25252D%25252D%25257Bcke_protected%25257D%2525253C!%2525252D%2525252D%2525250A%25252509%25252509%25252540page%25252520%2525257B%25252520margin%2525253A%252525202cm%25252520%2525257D%2525250A%25252509%25252509P%25252520%2525257B%25252520margin-bottom%2525253A%252525200.21cm%25252520%2525257D%2525250A%25252509%2525252D%2525252D%2525253E%25252D%25252D%25253E%252D%252D%253E%2D%2D%3E-->\n\t<\/style>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tSi un jour le soleil venais a disparaitre j&#39;aimerais qu&#39;il soit remplac&eacute; par ton visage. Tous les matins je te regarderais et je dirais&#8230;.. qu&#39;elle temps de merde<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tLes hommes sont comme les bus.<br \/>\n\tQuand on en rate un, on prend le prochain.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tL&#39;homme descend du singe. Le singe descend des arbres. Et vu ta gueule t&#39;as du rater une branche!<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t<!--{cke_protected}%3C!%2D%2D%7Bcke_protected%7D%253C!%252D%252D%257Bcke_protected%257D%25253C!%25252D%25252D%25257Bcke_protected%25257D%2525253C!%2525252D%2525252D%2525250A%25252509%25252509%25252540page%25252520%2525257B%25252520margin%2525253A%252525202cm%25252520%2525257D%2525250A%25252509%25252509P%25252520%2525257B%25252520margin-bottom%2525253A%252525200.21cm%25252520%2525257D%2525250A%25252509%2525252D%2525252D%2525253E%25252D%25252D%25253E%252D%252D%253E%2D%2D%3E-->\n\t<\/style>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tdeux fous discutent:&quot;bonne nouvelle j&#39;ai demand&eacute; la main de ma fianc&eacute;e!&quot; &quot;ah,et tu vas la mettre ou?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tceci est un message de la police nationale.<br \/>\n\tj&#39;ai le regret de vous annoncer que vous allez &ecirc;tre arr&ecirc;t&eacute;e pour avoir tap&eacute; dans l&#39;oeil de trop de gar&ccedil;ons&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t<!--{cke_protected}%3C!%2D%2D%7Bcke_protected%7D%253C!%252D%252D%257Bcke_protected%257D%25253C!%25252D%25252D%25257Bcke_protected%25257D%2525253C!%2525252D%2525252D%2525250A%25252509%25252509%25252540page%25252520%2525257B%25252520margin%2525253A%252525202cm%25252520%2525257D%2525250A%25252509%25252509P%25252520%2525257B%25252520margin-bottom%2525253A%252525200.21cm%25252520%2525257D%2525250A%25252509%2525252D%2525252D%2525253E%25252D%25252D%25253E%252D%252D%253E%2D%2D%3E-->\n\t<\/style>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tla premi&egrave;re fois que je t&#39;ai vu je suis tomb&eacute; a tes pied mais t&#39;inqui&egrave;te j&#39;ai juste tr&eacute;buch&eacute;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\ton ta deja dit:&quot;tu resemble a une sirene&#8230;&quot; normal mi-femme mi-thon &quot;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tpourquoi les hommes adorent les blagues sur les blondes?? parce que c&#39;est les seule qu&#39;ils comprennent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tLa police a trouv&eacute; le cadavre d&#39;un nain , sans cheveux , avec les dents jaunes et le corps tout d&eacute;form&eacute; &#8230;<br \/>\n\tVoil&agrave; je voulais savoir si tu es toujours vivant<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0cm;\">\n\tVoici chat le chat meilleur chat moyen chat d&#39;occup&eacute; chat 1 chat mongole chat pendant chat 30 chat seconde (enleve tous les mots chat et relis le message<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une liste de blague courte est dr\u00f4le  a envoyer a vos amies par sms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,42],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3822"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3827,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3822\/revisions\/3827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}