{"id":7621,"date":"2010-12-07T00:14:32","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T23:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/?p=7621"},"modified":"2011-08-26T01:40:59","modified_gmt":"2011-08-26T00:40:59","slug":"phrase-drole-pour-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/phrase-drole-pour-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"phrases droles pour facebook &#8211; citation du jour &#8211; humour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t<strong>Les meilleurs phrases dr&ocirc;les sur facebook :<br \/>\n\t<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\n\t<span>&#8211; Si les heures que je passais sur Facebook &eacute;taient pay&eacute;es, je serais milliardaire !<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\n\t<span>&nbsp;&#8211; Une fois en me regardant dans le miroir, j&#39;ai cherch&eacute; le bouton J&#39;aime =D<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\n\t<span>&nbsp;&#8211; Je sais pas pourquoi mais &ccedil;a me d&eacute;mangeait trop de cliquer sur J&#39;aime&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\n\t<span>&#8211; Mais que faisait donc le 1er inscrit sur Facebook ???<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\n\t&#8211; Facebook , c&#39;est un peu comme dans la mafia, tu me saoules je te supprime.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left: 40px;\">\n\t&#8211; Facebook, c&#39;est comme la prison. Vous y perdez du temps, &eacute;crivez sur les murs et vous vous faites taguer par des inconnus.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t<strong><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0); \">allez au sommaire de<\/span>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/truc-astuce-facebook\/\">facebook ( jeux, applications, tuto, mode d&#39;emploi, truc et astuce )<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les meilleurs phrases dr\u00f4les sur facebook <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[85],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7621"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11428,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621\/revisions\/11428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/best-of-high-tech.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}